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Mitch

Height: 2'51/2"

Width: 11"

Depth: 12"

Weight:

$650

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Although the embodiment of ingenuity and function, not all robots are created to be goody two shoes. Some robots, like Mitch, are meant for a much more sinister purpose. Mitch is a demolition module. He has been created to destroy and wreak havoc.
 
As an outcast of society, Mitch filled his time with drinking, dancing, loose women, and most importantly carnage. During his younger years he would have made Eric the Red look like Strawberry Shortcake. His desires manifested themselves in the need to burn. It is believed that, while just a lad, he inadvertently started the great San Francisco Fire. Life was rough, tough, and he was a true hot head. 
 
All of that changed when, at 20, he adopted a small mutt…… Hot Dog. The two of them did everything together and Mitch began to find purpose in his life. At first he volunteered with the fire department and was quickly given the responsibility of teaching others the fine art of squelching a fire. He provided the fire, of course. No building was too big or house to small for Mitch to set it ablaze. It was during his time with the Hook and Ladder Brigade that he realized he was destined for greatness. When he reached the grand age of 38, he and a buddy formed a small candy company and started producing…… anyone?……anyone?…… Red Hots. It was a huge success. Sweet on the inside with a super spicy hard shell. People loved the burn of the cinnamon as it melted away on their tongues. 
 
And now that he has reached his mid 40’s, Mitch enjoys scalding the young hoodlums, dancing to the sounds of Disco Inferno, and will keep on keeping on until he finally goes down in a blaze of glory!